So about 3 weeks ago I went to Morning Devotional with the Students. Morning Devotional is a weekly thing that occurs on Wednesday Morning, prior to the beginning of class. Back last term I was told that a teacher must be in the church with the students and pastor because the pastors are worried about controlling the students, this strikes me as funny. Well since I am usually at least ready for the coming day with notes and what not I usually elect to go to devotional with the students. Which is part of the reason why I find that Pastor’s problems funny, because of all of the teachers the students obey me the least because they know I don’t punish. So in reality my presence there is meaningful only in the mind of the Pastors (we have like 5 who rotate on a weekly basis.) Well back to my most recent experience, the sermons are usually given in Swahili or Luhya, both of which I have about as much skill with as I do Spanish, which could be good if I wasn’t a bum. Well this recent sermon was in English. Which was about questioning authority and the punishments God meets out for such action. He was qouting something about Aaron questioning Moses and contracting Leprosy. How all authority is derived from God, and all leaders are appointed by God so any who question said authority shall be punished, or smoted (I like the word smoted.) Now I feel that this is a dangerous and stupid sermon to give given the level of corruption in Kenya, and the overall incompetence of most leaders. That and when the Pastor described Leprosy he demonstrated a complete lack of knowledge about Leprosy.
So after stewing on this during the sermon, I tell the students how the pastor doesn’t know what he is talking about, and now I am going to contract Leprosy, or at least that is what my students like to tell me.
In the end I talked to the other teachers about this, and they just started laughing at me. Apparently the few times they have gone to Devotional, the Pastor’s are always giving foolish sermons, and they never have any idea of what they are talking about, thankfully it is in Luhya or Swahili so I don’t know what they are saying.
Ah ignorance is bliss.