
I went to the baseball game with my mom a couple weeks ago. Back in 1994 my mom had gotten free tickets and promised to take me to the game, get me a foam finger, and let me keep a score card. Unfortunately, there was a strike and so we decided to postpone our trip for twelve years. Anyway, her boss has some season tickets in some phenomenal seats that he’ll give away periodically and since he was going out of town he offered them up to my mom for a Friday game. We starved ourselves all afternoon and the above picture is part of the feast we enjoyed while at the game. We also got a scorecard and attempted to fill it out ourselves before an old guy sitting next to us couldn’t bare us butchering it anymore and showed us how to do it correctly. The Royals ended up destroying the competition and since they got more than twelve hits I can still turn in our ticket stubs for a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. The only blemish on the night was that the fireworks show after the game never happened due to technical difficulties. But thanks to the inconvenience, all of the fans were told they could also redeem their tickets for any future Royal’s game, so all is well that ends well.
Never passing up a free ride, my old roommates from Manhattan jumped at the chance to go with their role model to a baseball game. Even though the Royals lost and they didn’t get a dozen hits we still had a pretty good time, mainly thanks to the great view. Since we ate at Chipotle before hand I decided my hardly cast iron gut wouldn’t be able to withstand some delicious chili cheese fries so all I got to eat was a frozen lemonade.
As we were leaving my friends begged me to get a picture of all of us in front of Mr. and Mrs. Kauffman. I asked a couple passing by to take the picture and the man said he would so we all lined up in front of the statues, including his wife. I’m not sure if she was trying to be funny or was just lost and confused but she will be forever immortalized as, “Is that one of your moms?” whenever someone sees this photo.

Shortly after we took this picture and were walking back to the car, some serious words were exchanged. Dave called shotgun in my car and I pointed out that someone could challenge him by racing him to the car. Everyone then in turn guaranteed each other they could beat each other in a foot race (except Andy) and the only way anything was going to be settled was if we raced. Andy paced off about 75 meters and started the race. It was a well fought race for all parties involved but unfortunately, Seth was going so fast that he started traveling through time and since you can’t be in two places at once, he fell… hard. He scraped up his arm pretty bad but hopefully he doesn’t need a cast or anything since he’s getting married next weekend.