Aaron’s Blog

As most of you probably know last year I went to the gym a lot, and this summer is no different. My trips to the gym allow me to see various people of interest. These exciting characters are actually so interesting I decided to write about them on the blog!

1. Anorexic woman!: This woman is pitiful. Seriously she probably has 0% body fat on her. Her favorite machine of excersize torture is, of all things, the stair stepper. This woman really needs to have a bucket of fried butter thrown at her. Mmmmmm fried butter.

2. Old Man Spitter!: Ugh, this guy is gross. Once ever 3 minutes this man would start hauking up saliva and ever so slightly spit it into the towel he had sitting on the machine. When I say “slightly” I mean the exact opposite. Just plain nasty, I feel bad for who ever has to wash those things.

3. Look at my WEINER!: Okay so I remember this guy from last year but this is the first time he has done this. Whenever I get done working out I go into the bathroom to wash my hands. When I turned the corner here was this middle aged man, naked, with his leg up on a bench drying himself off while he was talking to some other middle aged men. Wow, I did not want to see that, so I hardline to the sink to wash my hands. Takes about a minute. Then I go to the bathroom, takes about 5 minutes. I come out and the guy is still drying off. It was a saturday so I decide to weigh myself. The scale is right next to the exit of the showers, the guy starts heading to the showers. Right when he is about to pass me another guy asks him a question and he turns around standing really close to me and talks to him for the whole time I was weighing myself. UGGHGHGHGHGHGHG.

4. Old Men that don’t really have to work anymore because they are so filthy rich!: There is a lot of these guys and they like to not wear clothing as much as the previous person. Ugghhhh.

I also have the pleasure of watching both FOX news and Country Music Television while I am there. SW00T!

All in all though it isn’t that bad, I am losing weight and that is all that counts.